Musings of an Idle Mind 9

Story of the kissed and the kisser.

Well the night was young, the booze was plenty
The birthday boy was ready, and so was Ms.Petty.
So in the flash of the bulb, and in spirits of her own,
Ms. Rakhi went ahead and got kissed before it was known.

Oh what a crime, what a sin,
Mika dint even ask how to begin.
He bit to hard and bit too fast
He dint even make it last.

So what’s the problem is my problem now,
Did Rakhi want to make it International somehow?
Sahara, NDTV, Aaj Tak, and the jing bang,
Gave you more publicity than u could demand.

Or is your problem somewhere else?
Like why the dude dint finish what he started?
This ain’t no way to treat the ladies,
Pucker up first, and then pluck the daisies.

Everything said and done,
It is the public who are the lucky ones.
No body wants to be “Mika the Arse”
Rakhi ji, I have to say, the kiss was bindass.

CONVERSATION WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

Goes a somethin like this...
Situation-- Normal,
Prior Arguments- Just a scuffle, passed on in a laughing riot.Words...
She: Im goin to Nasik on Friday.
Me: Good. Have Fun.
She: So what will you do on the weekend?
Me: Umm..I dunno..Now that u r not here, Ill probab;y wrap up some pending chores...
She: Ok..Still..Anything in Mind?
Me: Umm... Nothing as Such...lemme see..Been wanting to meet my college friends for long, will probably hang out with them. Go BEER ing or smthing..

(Long Pause+ 15 Sec)

She : Ok
ME: yeah...
She: SO what if i tell u i'm not goin to NAsik?
Me: Great, then you and me can hang out.She
(Super Cool): No but you ALREADY made plans..
Me: Nono..Its just something that came to mind, since u were not going to be here. Thts all. But now it doesnt matter.
She: Nono..U please carry on with your plans...My being here or there shouldn"t matter.
Me: Aw common, of course it does.
She: No i dont see how, U HAVE PLANS Ready.
Me: Arre time pass hai..She: no..Now im going to Nasik. U go Beering
Me: Arre baba..Ill change my plans..I can go meet them later..
She: No..U please meet them.
Me: Ok.
She Ok.
Me..SO wat else?
She : Nothing.

(Longer Pause 30Sec)

ME:Hmmmm
She:Cant u tell me not to Go?
ME: Arre..I thought, it'll be a goo d trip..U also need a break from ur work.
She: No . U dont want to be with me.
Me: Nothin like dat. (Now i knw ..all too well where this is going..SO im cooooooool.)
She: U knw i cant go without u..
Me: I know.
She U KNOW??
Me: YA..She: How?
Me:Cause I love You
She:Aww..I love you too.

End of story.

Moral: Pretend u knw wats hapening at all times.