Musings of an Idle Mind 9

Story of the kissed and the kisser.

Well the night was young, the booze was plenty
The birthday boy was ready, and so was Ms.Petty.
So in the flash of the bulb, and in spirits of her own,
Ms. Rakhi went ahead and got kissed before it was known.

Oh what a crime, what a sin,
Mika dint even ask how to begin.
He bit to hard and bit too fast
He dint even make it last.

So what’s the problem is my problem now,
Did Rakhi want to make it International somehow?
Sahara, NDTV, Aaj Tak, and the jing bang,
Gave you more publicity than u could demand.

Or is your problem somewhere else?
Like why the dude dint finish what he started?
This ain’t no way to treat the ladies,
Pucker up first, and then pluck the daisies.

Everything said and done,
It is the public who are the lucky ones.
No body wants to be “Mika the Arse”
Rakhi ji, I have to say, the kiss was bindass.

CONVERSATION WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

Goes a somethin like this...
Situation-- Normal,
Prior Arguments- Just a scuffle, passed on in a laughing riot.Words...
She: Im goin to Nasik on Friday.
Me: Good. Have Fun.
She: So what will you do on the weekend?
Me: Umm..I dunno..Now that u r not here, Ill probab;y wrap up some pending chores...
She: Ok..Still..Anything in Mind?
Me: Umm... Nothing as Such...lemme see..Been wanting to meet my college friends for long, will probably hang out with them. Go BEER ing or smthing..

(Long Pause+ 15 Sec)

She : Ok
ME: yeah...
She: SO what if i tell u i'm not goin to NAsik?
Me: Great, then you and me can hang out.She
(Super Cool): No but you ALREADY made plans..
Me: Nono..Its just something that came to mind, since u were not going to be here. Thts all. But now it doesnt matter.
She: Nono..U please carry on with your plans...My being here or there shouldn"t matter.
Me: Aw common, of course it does.
She: No i dont see how, U HAVE PLANS Ready.
Me: Arre time pass hai..She: no..Now im going to Nasik. U go Beering
Me: Arre baba..Ill change my plans..I can go meet them later..
She: No..U please meet them.
Me: Ok.
She Ok.
Me..SO wat else?
She : Nothing.

(Longer Pause 30Sec)

ME:Hmmmm
She:Cant u tell me not to Go?
ME: Arre..I thought, it'll be a goo d trip..U also need a break from ur work.
She: No . U dont want to be with me.
Me: Nothin like dat. (Now i knw ..all too well where this is going..SO im cooooooool.)
She: U knw i cant go without u..
Me: I know.
She U KNOW??
Me: YA..She: How?
Me:Cause I love You
She:Aww..I love you too.

End of story.

Moral: Pretend u knw wats hapening at all times.

Making the blood Banner at MAMC Library Grounds

Musings of an Idle Mind 2

Today is a different day
I was told to forget yesterday.
Enjoy today, it is a present, a gift
Keep it yourself, I need a shift.
Whats your savings, asked my dad.
Bapu, I said, Savings was a fad.
Njoy today and die tomorrow,
Don’t let any room for sorrow.
Bapu replied, where your pride
AM I supposed to feed your bride?
I can see my money wasted,
Fruits of your labour I have not tasted.
What to tell father I don’t know,
Where does all my money go?
Rent and food and Daaru and Bai
In the end I’m not left with a pai.
From Month to month and day to day
Out of this mess please find me a way.
I will tell Bapu the savings are invested
The fruits of my labour will be harvested.
Not in gold or land or markets
Investment is just a target.
I can kid myself as much as I like
Savings are needed, Father is right. .
Cut the Daaru, pick up the Broom,
For your future make some room
Call the taxman and get a date,
Save your money before it too late.

Ketan Pandit

Musings of an Idle Mind 4

I will fight.

The future of my country
Is now in the hands of all and sundry
He calls himself Mr.Arjun Singh,
He thinks a quota policy will make him King
Has he forgotten which land this is?
The blood of this nation is Bhagat Singh’s.
Where equality for all is touted
And the principle of democracy today is flouted.
I do not worry for me today
I completed my education yesterday.
What bothers me as of now,
Is the government getting callous somehow?
Is this a picture of things to come?
Or to gather votes for some?
Equal opportunity for all he says
Ill show you there are other ways.
Give the underprivileged a chance to fight
Without trampling on other’s right.
Give education before a degree,
That’s the way you create history.
I am sure we all understand
The plight of a poor man
So lets us stand against opposition
And root this evil called reservation.

Ketan Pandit

I AM Employed...Passed out of a respectable B-School. Minimal Advertising. Was lucky enough to be guided all the way, from Application to Admission. Lucky me....
Unfortunately, B-Schools have have sprung up like mushrooms..and not to forget the tall claims!!!Free Laptops, Europe Tours. Wat next? 3Nights 4 days Stay at the White House. Interns included?

What ahs education come down to? Education drivers are becoming more and more self proclaimed gurus rather than anything else? And rather than driving the education, they are driving state of the art Porche Cayenne and Jags. In light of the recent events wrt to IIPM, its not going to be difficult analysing where we are going.

I have many friends studying at IIPM-Pune, Delhi. I wish theyd listened to me...so much of talent wasted.

Now that the issue is out in the open and dirty words have already been exchanged...What??
Will we just go on exposing the exposed again and again and again? Enough has been said regarding the suport we all( read non IIPMites) are ready to give Rashmi...So lets Act.

What can be done on our end to stop such gimmekry...attempts to play around with the future of those many who just follow the herd and end up paying through their noses. False claims...who is verifying them....Aren't such comparitive claims defamatory and illegal?
Maybe Rashmi can shed more light on this...

I think it is the loopholes in the system that allow such prolific and misleading advertisements....
We cant stop reading them and laugh them off...what we can do is shut such fraudsters once and for all.
Say wat?